Never did anything right in my life
Never had time for kids or a wife
Every night drinking out with the boys

Getting' pretty rowdy and making lots of noise
Coming home stinking drunk every single night
Lots of times I'm beat up from getting in a fight

In the morning when my father opens up the bedroom door
He sees me lying in my clothes passed out on the floor


I'm a black sheep

Spending all my money on things that I don't need

Like rent and food and clothing, when all I want is weed
My brothers are in college, what a bunch of fools
I'm into wild women, and breaking all the rules

Every night a different cop is knocking on my door
Tonight he says you're going in for mugging Mrs. Moore
Calling up my mother from jail cell #3

I need someone to bail me out or they'll never set me
free