(Noddy Holder & Jimmy Lea)
Ruby, Ruby
Well I got some food

If you're in the mood
And the Montrachet's on ice
Let me satisfy your appetite

With some coq au vin on rice
Oh oh oh, Ruby Red better use your ruby read
Oh oh oh, Ruby Red lying in your ruby bed

Well I got some food
If you're in the mood
Oysters aphrodisiac

And some fine liqueur
100% pure
That'll put you on your back

Oh oh oh, Ruby Red better use your ruby read
Oh oh oh, Ruby Red lying in your ruby bed
Ruby, Ruby

If you start at the top
You can end up at the bottom
If you taste there's no waste

All you do is feed your face
Oh oh oh, Ruby Red
I wanna little bit of Ruby,

Just a little bit of Ruby
Oh Ruby Red
Making sure you get well fed

Oh oh oh, Ruby Red better use your ruby read
Oh oh oh, Ruby Red lying in your ruby bed
I wanna feel Ruby,

I wanna hold Ruby