(Holder & Lea)
Roll it on roll it on


Old Funny Farm ain't no home
Joe was sittin' there on his own
sittin there a pissin', missin' all the kissin'

wishin' that he wasn't alone.

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I heard it on the news I heard it on the news
nuts bolts and screws I heard it on the news


I heard it on the news I heard it on the news
nuts bolts and screws I heard it on the news


All of the cuckoos at rest
one flies away from the nest

finds himself a cutie, a root-tootin beauty
she make the hair stand up on his chest


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All he needed was a little bit of company

just to help him take away some of the misery
All he wanted was a little bit of ecstasy
Sure looks like he had it sure no doubt about it at all


Joe he got a shot in the arm
and now he's sleepin' back at the farm

Still knows he can do it I guess he always knew it
He never done nobody no harm


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