I got the body of a man with a !@#$ dragon's soul
So tell me punk is your weiner small or are you balls just cold?
Yo, foh krah diin motha$#&@a get iced

I'm gon' be up on yo $$# like I was up on yo wife's

Dragon shoutin' like a fire-breathin' beast

And when I was just a baby I drank milk from dragon teets
Sweet, I sucked them saggy dragon !@%$ dry
No I don't need wings (*##$, when my DICK CAN FLY because


HOOK:
I'm Dovahkiin (*##$, I'm eatin' dragon balls (x4)


Chowin' down on dragonballs, but you know I'm not gay
Skyrim (*##$es love me, every night every day

I be getting' some from Riften to Markarth
My dragon shouts make Alduin's look like a baby dragon fart


HA, takin' dragon dumps, steamy and big
You don't believe I slay these demons, then just look at my rig
I'm decked out in dovah scales bones weapons and %#@!

Even the Thalmor say "Dovahkiin is legit" you know it

HOOK


Dragon balls are a Skyrim delicacy
I ask the dragon ball chef for extra !@*^s please

Dice 'em with onions peppers oil garlic maybe some chives
Step down Goku, these dragon balls are mine


Alduin better run for your life
Or I'll be snackin' on your nuts when I get hungry tonight
And when I'm done with those, I'll just go find another

I got some skooma in my hand and both your nuts in the other because

I'm Dovahkiin (*##$, I'm eatin' Nordic balls

I'm Dovahkiin (*##$, I'm eatin' Orcish balls
I'm Dovahkiin (*##$, I'm eatin' draugr balls,
I'm Dovahkiin (*##$, I'm eatin' all ya balls!!!