"Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat %#@!!"

Pool of Stool

I slipped and fell into a manhole, I discovered I was knee-deep in doo-doo
A wave of turds swept me away, floating away with poop and pee
To a solid waste management plant

Here I sit, with the %#@! - here I be, with the pee
Pool of Stool
How can anybody stand the smell

A two hundred megaton fart bomb from Hell
Diarrhea and vomit too, I float around in whatever you spew
My nostril hairs are singed from the aroma of human dump

Here I sit, with the %#@! - here I be, with the pee
Mouthfuls of slop, my tongue starts to swell
In the sewer my body is rashing

Tread logs, tread logs, tread logs, tread logs
The current's too strong, turds, piss, and scum
Are spinning and making me dizzy

Swallowed by turds, awallowed by turds, swallowed by turds, swallowed by turds
AHHHHHHH!!! Oh $#&@ing no!!!!!