Gee but it's great to be back home
Home is where I want to be
I've been on the road so long my friend

And if you came along
I know you couldn't disagree
It's the same old story, yeah

Everywhere I go
I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible

And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied

Satisfied

Deputy Sheriff said to me

"Tell me what you come here for, boy
You better get your bags and flee
You're in trouble, boy

And now you're heading into more"
It's the same old story
Everywhere I go

I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine

Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied
Satisfied


And it's the same old story
Everywhere I go

I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm so tired

I'm oh so tired
But I'm trying to keep my customers satisfied
Satisfied