You set the standard for everyone
the standard to avoid
and yet you're hogging the spotlight again

and everyone is annoyed
your affectations are obvious
the trends so easily seen

another martyr is nailed to the swatch
the fantasy is obscene


You're a prop, you're a prop
you're a $#&@in' laughingstock
You're a prop, you're a prop

this charade has got to stop
Got to stop, got to stop, got to stop


So go out and let them know
who's the big man of the show
who's the piss-ant livin' large

who's the no-one takin' charge
will you be seen in the scene
does your rep still come up squeaky clean

will you be seen in the scene that hates you
mocks you, mocks you, they're mocking you


At the top, at the top, laughingstock is at the top
at the top, at the top, number one
he's got the spot

%#@! list, %#@! list, tops the list, so go out
and let them know
who's the big man of the show

who's the piss-ant livin' large
who's the nothing takin' charge
will you be seen in the scene

does your rep still come up squeaky clean
will you be seen in the scene that hates you
mocks you, mocks you, they always mock you

you're a prop, you're a prop
Laughingstock
gets no props, gets no props

Laughingstock
got to stop, got to stop, got to stop