Yeah
Wait a minute


Operator, on the line. I need your help. I got a girl to find
I got her number but I ain't got a dime
and I really wanna tell her that its real this time


Yeah
Ill admit, I'm a generous degenerate

Got jokes like Degeneres, but this time its cereal
What if I told you I just wanted to hold you?
I'm not the old me, you're not the old you

People grow like they're supposed to
We should go be bicostal
Sleep under the stars

Its all undecided till you pick up my call
(Pick up my call, girl)


Please!
[Chorus]
Its the middle of the night

and I call your phone
I lost mine so I dial zero and say
Collect, collect call

Collect, collect call
Will you accept my collect call?


Operator, on the line, I really think she's gonna pick up this time
(Sir, you have to stop. I said if you don't we have to call the cops)
I ain't stalking

and there's nothing wrong with two people talking but I'm out of tokens
Help me
I'm broke and lonely

don't hang up on me

[Chorus x2]


Sittin here waching time move like a snail
Cause its the 3rd time in three years that I'm in jail

I'm callin you

[Chorus x2]