Hear ye, hear ye
The courts in session
The courts in session, now

Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge


Stop eatin that fudge
Cause here comes the judge
Don't nobody buzz

Cause here comes the judge
Judge Shorty is presidin today
And he don't take no stuff from nobody

No kind of way

Hey boy, take off that hat

Where do you think you're at
I know where you gon be
If you don't heed my plea

I'm here to tell you
Courts in session
Order in the court now

Courts in session
Can't nobody smoke now
Here comes the judge

Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge


Here come the judge,
Here comes the judge

Yall here comes the judge
Order, order
What's the first case on the docket

Judge I got a boy here who can't dance
Can't dance? Ah
Ninety days, thirty days for boogaloo

Thirty days to learn how to shing-a-ling
And thirty more for the Afro twist
Can't dance, what is this

Courts in session everybody quiet now
Courts in session, here comes the judge
Here comes the judge


Is that the man?
No, your honor

Does he look like the man?
No, your Honor
Well, I'm sorry you got to go now

Ah ha you can't recognize the man
You got to stand guilty
Here comes the judge

Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Ah yes, here comes the judge

They caught him stompin down the aisle
Yes here comes the judge
I'd rather be lost in the jungle of Brazil

Than to face the judge
This morning the way he feels
Here comes the judge

Here comes the judge boy