I kiss the boys and make them cry
My lips aren't in it
My heart knows why

The earth stopped moving when you said goodbye
Yeah it's sad but true


You see they hold me close
They squeeze me tight
They try to love me with all there might

But I go home alone every night
No matter what they do


There's something missin' in the kissin'
There's no get up in the go
There's no angel choir singing

There's no fire down below
There's no oohin' in the woohin'
No stickin' in the glue

There's something missin' in the kissin'
And that something missin' is you


They spend their money
Down to their last dime
They get me tipsy on expensive wine

They might get to first base with their come-on lines
But in the end they always lose


There's something missin' in the kissin'
There's no get up in the go
There's no angel choir singing

There's no fire down below
There's no oohin' in the woohin'
No stickin' in the glue

There's something missin' in the kissin'
And that somthing missin' is you


Help me boys
There's no sugar in the coffee
No cherry in the pie

There's no butter on the biscuit
No apple in my eye
There's no chicken in the oven

There's no beef in the stew
There's something missin' in the kissin'
And that something missin' is you


There's no angel choir singing
There's no oohin' in the woohin'

No sticking in the glue
There's something missin' in the kissin'
And that something missin', that something missin', that something missin' is you