I'm the King of Kong
With a fistful of quarters
Snapbacks, old Vans, new Dunks on pre-order

I'm the top of the hitlist. I'm twitter's most tweeted
Hashtag "Get Bit" or else be deleted
I'm the one percent, with ninety nine problems

But who gives a %#@!, I've got people to solve them
I sleep all day, I party all night
Living the good life of a Great White, Get Bit!


Meet me down in Silverlake
At that one hipster cafe

Fourteen dollar soy latte
Everybody Get Bit, Get Bit!


I'm related to Bruce, separated at birth!
Got an I-M-D-B credit...For "Planet Earth!"
I'm the top of the food chain, you, you're just a guppy.

Keep lookin' for Nemo, 'cause you can't touch me!
I'm covered in swag. Forget all the haters
I chill with my roommate and an alligator.

I'm an Instagram artist. My tumblr's the %#@!!
A thousand likes on Facebook. Get Bit!


Meet me down in Venice Beach
We'll rip on up to Los Feliz
Can we crash on your couch, please?

Everybody, Get Bit, Get Bit!

Hangin' out in East LA

Me No Hablo Ingles
Unemployed another day.
Everybody Get Bit, Get Bit!


Redline to North Hollywood
Back in our own neighborhood

Where the three of us are cool as %#@!.
Everybody Get Bit, Get Bit!