Yellow Jacket, Straight Jacket, Smoking Jacket, Full Metal Jacket!
Flak Jacket, Leather Jacket, Varsity Jacket, It's Brock's Jacket!
Puffy Jacket, Bulletproof Jacket, Track Jacket, a Woolen Jacket!

Fleet Jacket, A Favorite Jacket, Steel Jacket, Motorcycle Jacket!
These are the coat we wear, Of devils plaid, and witches hair! Jackets are everywhere!
With a hood or a belt or a sleeveless one, doesn't count that's a vest called a jerkin.


@@#!y Jacket,Baby Jacket,Life Jacket,8-Ball Jacket!
One button Jacket, a two button Jacket, a three button Jacket, 4 button!

Dungaree jacket, Jean jacket, Denim jacket, They're all the same jacket!

You are my outerwear. My special coat, without a tear!

Jackets are everywhere.
With a hood, or a belt, or a sleeveless one.
Doesn't count, that's a vest called a jerkin.

A-2, 3, 4.
Fonzie's Jacket, Bolero Jacket, Tuxedo Jacket, an Eisenhower Jacket!
Nehru Jacket, Satin Jacket, Riding Jacket, Technicolor Jacket!

Welding Jacket, Child's Jacket, Driving Jacket, Reversible Jacket!
Members Only Jacket, a Padded Jacket, Fringed Jacket, Double-Breasted Jacket!


These are the coats we wear. Of Devils plaid, and Witches Hair!
Jackets are everywhere.
You are my outerwear. My special coat, without a tear!

Jackets are everywhere.

With a hood, or a belt, or a sleeveless one.

Doesn't count, that's a vest called a jerkin.
Uh......we're all wearin' Jackets.