Let me tell ya a little story about a guy nobody knows
He's the one wearing green with a baseball cap
An underrated Itie, if I ever saw one

He can kick your $$# in seconds flat

He jumps a little higher than his older brother

But because he's younger, gets much less respect
The princess she is always saying thank you mario
Even if it's not him who saved the day this time


L-U-I-G-I better than the average guy
And Mario he can just go home

Cause I know I can do it on my own

I've heard a bunch a people say he's green with envy

But the only thing he wants is the credit he's due
'Cause he's taller and he's skinnier and he's much more handsome
Why's he always stuck with toad instead of princess peach?


L-U-I-G-I better than the average guy
Mario he can just go home

Cause I know I can do it on my own