Tonight i'm jumpin' off the wagon& I ain't gettin' back onSomebody call somebodyI need someone to carry me homeDrop me in a whiskey riverDrown me in a get drunk songTonight i'm jumpin' off the wagon& I ain't gettin' back onI'm gettin' tired of sippin' waterI need a sip of champagne, for my painI need a little somethin' strongerI need some jack in my veinsI can't remember what I need to forgetJust wanna cuss & light a cigaretteI try to get there but I ain't there yetI swear the first chance I getI'll be jumpin' off the wagon& I ain't gettin' back onSomebody call somebodyI need someone to carry me homeDrop me in a whiskey riverDrown me in a get drunk songTonight i'm jumpin' off the wagon& I ain't gettin back onI need to pop a topI need to twist one offDon't need no lime or saltSomebody get me a shot