She left me just the other night
Came back the very next day
I decided to drink some wine

Cause I couldn't get my way
Oh I said I'm gonna leave
But I guess I'm gonna stay


If I was a rooster
I would @@#!adoodle all day

If I was an eagle
I would try to fly away
Oh I said I'm gonna leave

But I guess I'm gonna stay

How come you never know

What it is I'm trying to say?
How come it's freezing cold
When we're in the month of May?

Oh I said I'm gonna leave
But I guess I'm gonna stay