They keep on scratching, the couch looks fried
and now they're meowin, to go outside
Don't get any closer, glowing eyes

That is so wrong...

They're gettin' so fat, I don't over-feed'em

The laser pointer makes them run
They're starting to fight, I can't seem to please'em
Where did all this orange hair come from?


I'm gonna lose my mind, mind, mind, mind, mind
They're wasting all my time, time, time, time, time

Don't wanna be unkind, kind, kind, kind
Having cats just really isn't that fun


(Chorus)
Cuz kitty is a eenie, meenie, miney, mo, meower
This kitty is a eenie, meenie, miney, mo, meower

This kitty is a eenie, meenie, miney, mo, meower
These kitties are just eenie, meenie, miney, mo, meowers


Let me show you what we're missing, We could tell our dog to sit
With dogs were winning girl, we wouldn't have to scoop that shi*
So tell me why'd we go and get cats for?

It's no surprise, I can see right through ya...

You seem like the type to comb'em and bathe'em

and let them lay around on the floor
BUT I get uptight, when they knock my things down
That's the second time that he's barfed...


I'm gonna lose my mind, mind, mind, mind, mind
They're wasting all my time, time, time, time, time

Don't wanna be unkind, kind, kind, kind
Having cats just really isn't that fun


(Back to Chorus)

Eenie Meenie minie mo keep the cats or let them go if he hollers, if if if he hollers let them go...