In a smoke-filled crib we are #1
spades is the game and we're havin' fun
cuttin cards like a mutha cuz we are 2-suited

im drinkin bacardi and man im gettin zooted
my partner got the weed but im not smokin
the cigarette smoke already got me chokin

now we've got eh bone thugs playin in the tape deck
we turnin it up louder cuz we don't give a heck
now im not thuggish, im not even ruggish

but i'll take your $$# out like yesterday's rubbish
leave ya on the curb waitin for the garbage truck
watchin 'em take your $$# cuz we don't give a $#&@

from the S to the E to the A to the N
and don't forget the G at the very end
ya betta rise up and ya betta recognize

my name is Sean G and it comes to no surprise
that i've got the mic, Fines has got the bass
and together, we'll be rockin this place

from 10pm until 4 in the morn'
it's 2004 and we are born
we're kickin it to the left, kickin it to the right

and you know damn well that my sh** is tight
tick tick tock, there goes the clock
and i don't dare stop until it's 4 o'clock

now it's almost time for you to go -
BOSTON, b*** ! and now ya know
that me and my partner, we are the champ

we played ya like a tramp and now we gotta vamp

So all of you people like to hear me rap

when i get up on stage let me hear your hands clap
and as i do so i take the m-i-c
when you say my name don't forget the capital G

the G is important, it means so much
it stands for gentle cuz i've got the right touch
lean back, relax, there's no sense in fightin

with my hands on your breasts and your nipples i'll be bitin'
my hands slide down your side and pull on your $$#
i wanna take my time but you want it real fast

so i pick you up and place you on the kitchen table
$#&@ you like a ho like a couple on cable
slipped my dick in, to make you feel right

your #~!!@'s wet but you still feel tight
i moved your knees out, moved my dick about
everytime i pushed it would make you shout

you were shoutin and screamin, callin out my name
it's Sean G baby and it's just a game
the game is you, oh don't you know

that i am the pimp and you are my ho
and i laugh to myself cuz it's so funny
you think im in love, but i got yo money

ya haven't paid your bills, not even your rent
and you're wondering where your money went
look at my pockets as i step to the door

and you will see what i came here for
my name is Sean and im here to get it on
i'll make love to your body 'til the break of dawn

you won't cost a dime or a dolla for sure
you've got an itch and i've got the cure
you'll be comin to my crib every night and day

and i'll $#&@ ya like a champ and i wont have to pay
cuz im the #1 pimp and you're my #1 ho
you got my dick and now you want my doe

but that's not gonna happen, that's not how it goes
the pimp gets paid, not the hoes
you're tryin to get with me, tryin to be a player

you $#&@ with Sean G then i'll have to slay ya
i'll reach right over, slap you like a b***
then pull the car over and leave you in a ditch

and go back to the point as fast as i can
get on stage with a mic in my hand
and spit some lyrics that'll make your heads bob

now you wanna take me home and slob my knob
but i got 2 rules that i go by
ya must be a filipina and 5 feet high!