In a pub in tullawagin
There was party for Paidin
Shur the craic it was mighty one night

Guitars were clanging
Pool balls were banging
And the Knackers were roaring to fight


When the drink finally hit him says Paidin
Lets get them then he made a mad rush across the floor

Well the chairs started flying
And the auld ones were crying
Then came the load knock on the door


Twas the Garda siochaini outside
4 big red faces hobnails and braces

And the knackers were roaring to fight
Shur the craic twas mighty that night


Down at the station it would bring tears to our nation
To see the cut of the boys
There was poor paidin and the boys from tullawagin

And the knackers were all telling lies

At 4 in the morning the sargent was yawning

When the final statement was read
With his 2 bleary eyes
After hearing such lies

He raised the big fist and he said

Go home now get out of me sight

Your driving me crackers
Your nothing but knackers
And Paidin you'll pay for this night

Well the craic it was mighty that night

Down at the courthouse the next Tuesday morning

Well the courtroom was packed back to back
There was poor paidin and the boys from tullawaidin
And the knackers that started the craic

They were all fined a fiver by a judge called mcIvor
Then he scratched the bald head trying to think
T'would bring tears to a snowman when he said

You can go man then he seen them stampead for more drink

Over in the pub once again there was poor paidin

And the boys from tullawaidin
And the knackers were at it again
Well the craic it was mighty again

In tullawaidin the craic never ends.