Sidewayz I be sittin' with a kitten on my lapLike slim thug's I'm a boss and she handles thatYep a quarterback head honcho in the gameLadies sayin' baby I say how'd you know my name?Hurricane head hunters get to jugalugIt's nuts when I champagne cuz I bubble upHuddle up your team and hit me with everythingfrom veterans to rookies and the third-third stringI can make you're girl wing it, sing it gurglin'Like a puppet cuz I pull her by purse stringsAin't that a thing or is it off the chainSwervin' lanes when she's on my mind and feelin' on my brainShe knows my zipper more than she knows my faceBut she's gonna know it when it's all over the placeLike a poster ? roller coaster ? fun, girl, funBut don't forget to tune it up so run, girl, runYou're just a wanksta with no wanker, I gotta long shlongMy nads are in a sack dangling like King Kong'sCall 'em dingleberries. Holy @@#!amamie!I hit it with my shuttle@@#! all the way to Bangkok@@#!-a-doodle-doo! It's time to wake my woodyI tickle with my pickle everytime I'm makin' whoopeeYou got a lil' pee wee. She said it's rinky @#$%yWhen I do bukkake I take off my rubber dinghyI know you wanna join the party in my groinCall my couple !@$&quats the fruit up in my loinsWhat's up buttercup, I'll squash it like a butternutEven when I cover up, It'll drive your mother nutsServed up on a dish, like meatballs and spaghettiPucker up ? slurp it up. My flavor is delishSo check out my garbanzo's near my WienerschnitzelHoldin' my !@*^s, V is sure to whet your whistle.I get freaky with a flussey ? bang, bang like an UziFlip the game around because the V is so choosyBallin' like Snoop dogg with the biggest sackCuz me and my jimmy give me serious swagGot a couple freaks havin' sex in the streetsLove the woof-woof style ? that's right Honey Child.Know what I'm sayin', that's how it goesThe V on Paul Wall's beat ? What it do?I really like Paul Wall's sittin' sidewayzAnd I got my girl on me sittin' sidewayz