I got old man farts that escape with a ?Poof!?Bubblin' in my bum since 1972My farts will wrestle you down to submissionAnd that's how I blow away the competitionFarts are from dookie in your poop shootMine announce their arrival with a ?Toot-Toot!?Some farts are wet. Mine are spicy2 scoops of beans? That will do nicely.V loves to be with the tenderoni'sAnd my cornholes labeled exit onlyThe male species keeps farts at readyWhile ladies drop bombs silent but deadlyFarts been around since back in the daysThe universe shot out the Milky Way! Yep!So back up, back up and give me room to breatheSo I can stank up, stank up the whole rap industryYour decision to air that out is real poopyI'm feelin' real loopy cuz I almost dropped a dookieWho me? I'm an $$#hole with a microphoneIf I ever finish farting then I might go boneBut I can't, so everybody that's followin'I drank a bunch of milk and I'm lactose intolerantHollerin' get ready for the stenchPut me in the game and I'll clear the whole benchFrom more than a gallon gasThis ain't the type of smoke that you puff, puff and passRelax ? I've got no more flatulenceI just want to welcome y'all to what's happennin'So check out this noxious fumeAll my fans gather round while I drop the boom!Kablam! Honeys leave the roomAs I melt those guys on the fruit of the loom