Rollin' into work everyday like a deadbeatWorkin' on data in Excel spreadsheetsBeen about 5 years workin' as a temp10 different bosses ? for all of'em I simpA cup of liquid caffeine ? blueberry pop tartsWishin' for a machine drippin' shots of morphineCountin' down every tick tock of the clockFlooded by emails longer than a city blockEach one urgent ? stressin' like a surgeonHopin' for some kind of deliverance sermonNodin' off on the regular is a habitFoamin' at the mouth like a mad dog rabidThoughts like these happen on the man's dimeI'm in my prime ? heartbeat's a flatlineOne day I'll be bustin' rhymes with Ad Rock.Sheet! Until then it's just me and my labtop.Ah, Man! That's how it is?Ah, Man! I can't believe this hereAh, Man! What the F I'mma do?End up a yuppee and F me too?Ah, Man! That's how it is?Ah, Man! I can't believe this hereAh, Man! What the F I'mma do?End up a yuppee and F me too?I'm present?ly day?dreamin'Dreamin' for the day I'm in Squaw Valley skiin'Tearin' up the slopes ? scopin' ski bunniesWonder how it feels to have enough free moneyTake a vacation ? somewhere like ArubaTake a surf class and do a little scubaBut there's no hope for a bloke like meI get my jollies from reality tvI love New York or that Flavor Flav oneOn the Bachelorette I'd be the first one doneOr do the White Rapper and play like I'm dapperBut even MC Serch can't control his own laughterSo I maintain and pretend I'm the bombAnd search for a friend on Or search for a mate on strictly platonicI wonder why this isn't workin' out dog gone itAh, Man! That's how it is?Ah, Man! I can't believe this hereAh, Man! What the F I'mma do?End up a joke and get played like a fool?Ah, Man! That's how it is?Ah, Man! I can't believe this hereAh, Man! What the F I'mma do?End up a joke and get played like a fool?I'm lookin' for beauty so I must be the beastOr is it the geek, and stu-stutter when I speakSo I hop a plane and hit the Vegas stripI must get a girl now cuz I'm so hipThe only thing I get with a strip and a hipIs the strip club I'm at every night of my tripDolin' out the cash for too many lap dancesOne more twenty for the next girls advancesI can get so much if I just flash the bucksEnd up spendin' hundreds and I didn't get a touchBack to my hotel and everytime I gambleLadies next to me fall asleep as I rambleI know! My calling is to be a jetsetter Right?I'll just end up with a socialiteThat or a cougar, and I'm 30 years youngerCall me ?Sophisticated Big Boy Blunder?Ah, Man! That's how it is?Ah, Man! I can't believe this hereAh, Man! What the F I'mma do?End up a joke and get played like a fool?Ah, Man! That's how it is?Ah, Man! I can't believe this hereAh, Man! What the F I'mma do?Now I'm so happy with my girl ? 62