another scary night
(chi-ka)
another spooky fright

(chi-ka)
and you just might be in danger


oh the ghost is here
and it's always a fake
the ghost is here

there's no reason to shake
the ghost is here
oh give us a break

it's fake

another ghoul attack

(chi-ka)
she's breathing down our back
(chi-ka)

so we're making tracks for the exit

oh the ghost is here

it's a crook in a suit
the ghost is here
he's protecting some loot

the ghost is here
oh give him the boot
he's fake


it doesn't matter where we go
we know

a ghost is gonna show and so
we look for the bogus
we look for the scam

and every time the ghost is a sham

we see an eerie light

and if the mood is right
then you just might sight a monster


oh the ghost is here
it's our frightening task
to face our fears

and the creep in the mask
so the ghost is here
there's no reason to ask

he's fake

oh the ghost is here

it's a crook in a suit
the ghost is here
he's protecting some loot

the ghost is here
oh give him the boot
he's fake


we see an eerie light
and if the mood is right

then you just might sight a monster

oh the ghost is here

it's our frightening task
to face our fears
and the creep in the mask

so the ghost is here
there's no reason to ask
he's fake!