Pick up the ball because that's your job
But little Charlie Morgan had another idea
He made a big mistake and lay on top of it

So Chelsea's Eden Hazard gave the laddie a kick

On Twitter they say that's okay

If you're Eden Hazard
It's alright they say, if he's in your way
And you're Eden Hazard


What a role model you turn out to be
Kick a boy with the full support of your team

You can kick him cos he's just a schoolboy

Chelsea fans think that he should have got worse

Pat Nevin says he would have kicked him too
If you want a Chelsea fan to shut up
Remind them they just got beat & Swansea went through


So come on and say that its not OK
Even for Eden Hazard

To kick a ball boy cos he's holding up play
And you're Eden Hazard


But watch what you do cos the popular view
Is that Eden Hazard
Did the right thing to do, and they'd do it to you

If they were Eden Hazard