Hey, I'm calling you back
Uh, she's been a (*##$ tonight
And by (*##$ I mean this rain

No cab, nowhere
So I had to put on the wigs, and the heels,
and the lashes and the ear

And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for mother $#&@er touching my $$#
So then I get to the club looking like a drowned harassed rat

And greeted not by Miss Rose at the door,
But our friend, Johnny 5.0
yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!

You know before me
I don't even know it's kiki!
So I hope you're up, girl,

cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the pop machine and put on your heels

cause I know exactly what we need!
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!

Lock the door, all right!
Let's have a kiki, mother $#&@er
I'mma let you have it

I wanna have a kiki
I wanna have kiki night
We're gonna serve,

and work and turn, and honey
The kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve.

And though the sun is rising, if you may choose to live
So shave that lid and will I wear the turn to your own weed
Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the door, all right!
Let's have a kiki, mother $#&@er

I'mma let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki tonight

We will gonna serve,
and work and serve and turn, and honey
Oh, what a wonderful kiki!

This kiki is marvelous!
Kiki, so, so
We, we, no no!

Kiki, so, so
We, we, no no!
Kiki, so, so

We, we, no no!