I look in the mirror, tell myself "Listen, look."
"You've got a test tomorrow, now read your stupid book."
I get comfy and cozy, laying in my bed

And next thing you know, dreams are running through my head
Couldn't believe my eyes, I slept for two straight hours
It then occurred to me, napping is my super power

It really blows my mind how I'll nap throughout the day
I bet you I could nap right in the middle of a fade-away.


You tried to call my phone? I'm sorry, I was sleeping
I tried to call you back, but halfway through I fell asleep and..
I'm the best at playing games, like hide and seek

Cause no one ever checks my hiding place, between the sheets
Even in second grade, I slept and still passed.
Until they told me 'S' stood for "sleeping in every class."

And then in high school, they said I need a hall pass.
Man, forget that. My naptime is half past... two, I'm gone!


Hush little baby don't say a word (don't say a word)
Napping is my blessing and napping is my curse (yeah, it's my curse)
Yeah that's what I told you, and that's what you heard (that's what you heard)

I'll be napping all across the world. (all across the world!)
I just want to make sure that you know (you better know)
I'm the original napping pro (MVP!)

To the haters I'd say "I told you so" (Man, I told you so)
But I fell asleep three whole hours ago


Now I was getting ready for a very special date
Made sure I got there early, no way that I'd be late
I take her out to dinner to a very fancy place

She starts to talk to me. I nap right in her face

She gets upset real quickly she starts to storm right out

I told her "Baby, wait!" "This we gotta talk about!"
Told her my napping problem. She understood to my delight
She said, "The answer's simple. Just get more sleep at night."


I ball with a pillow, it case it's time to snooze
And I keep a nighttime mask hidden in my shoes.

I'm the first one at camp yelling "Lights Out!"
And I'm the only one inside when it's nice out.
Don't take me to the movies, that's perfect slumber time.

That's why I'm watching Hangover Part 2 for the ninth time
And you guessed it, before I even make this rhyme.
I'm getting cozy in the booth, cause it's about that... Zzzz.


Hush little baby don't say a word (hush...hush...)
Napping is my blessing and napping is my curse (yeah, it's a blessing too)

Yeah that's what I told you, and that's what you heard (don't make me tell you again!)
I'll be napping all across the world. (I mean, even in Anarctica)
I just want to make sure that you know (I'mma quiz you 'bout it later)

I'm the original napping pro (yeah, I'm #1!)
To the haters I'd say "I told you so" (Imma tell every single one of you...)
But I fell asleep three whole hours ago (...if I wasn't already sleeping)


BRIDGE:
When I'm sittin' up in class (NAP! NAP!)

When I'm out mowin' my grass (NAP! NAP!)
When I'm swimmin' in my pool (NAP! NAP!)
When I'm looking like a tool (NAP! NAP!)


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