Yeah, what's up, what's goin on?
Before we start this next record
I gotta put my shades on

So I can feel cool
Remember that law
When you have to put your shades on to feel cool?

Well it's still a law, you gotta put your shades on so you can feel cool
You know what I'm sayin?
I'ma put my shades on so I can see what you ain't doin'

And you ain't doin' nothin, you ain't doin' nothin
That I don't see
Now let's get on with this %#@! anyway


Way, way down, in the ghetto Tee
The badass pimp stepped on the signifying rapper's feet

And the rapper said, ^!$$% can't you see
You're standin on my mother$#&@ing feet?
The badass pimp said, Sure I ain't heard a @@#!sucking word you said

You say some more, I'll be standin on your mother$#&@ing head
Yeah that's what he said
Cause every day, when the sun go down

The badass pimp come and kick that rappers $$# all over ghetto town
But the rapper got wise, started using his wit
And said man, I'm gettin tired of this kick-ass %#@!

So early, early early the very next day
The rapper said, mister pimp, mister pimp I got something to say
There's this mean, big bad !@$)got comin your way

He talk about you so bad, turn my hair gray
Listen, listen to what he say
Listen to this mister badass pimp

This what the !@$)got said
He said, you know your daddy and he's a !@$)got
And your mother's a !@^%

He said he seen you sellin $$#hole door to door
Yeah that's what he said, listen to what else he said mister badass pimp
He said, your granny, she's a !@()

And your other brother, he's a !@$)got
And your little sister Loo
She's so low she sucked the dick of a little maggot

Yeah that's what he said
The badass pimp was mad
Jumped up in a hell of a rage

Hopped in his Caddy and loaded his 12 guage
Caught up with the !@$)got on 55th and Vine
Said you !@$)got, it's gonna be your $$# or mine

The !@$)got looked at the pimp, and saw fear in his eyes
Said mother$#&@er, you better go $#&@ with somebody your own damn size
The pimp made his move, and thought he was fast

The !@$)got side-stepped him and kicked him in his $$#
They fought all that night, and all the next day
That !@$)got kicked that pimp's $$# in a hell of a way

Me myself I don't know how he survived
Came back to the projects more dead than alive
And the rapper, standin up on one of those tall $$# project buildings

He said, DAMN somethin smells
He said, mister badass pimp look live you've been through hell
As I told one of my hoes before you left

I should've kicked your $$# my mother$#&@ing self