You swore you'd be the one
The one who'd save them all


You tried and tried for years
With your amazing plunger tool


But success is not your friend
and you wear failure like a shoe


You got your heart ripped out
and theres no one saving you


Wheres the man start and the plunger end
You need somebody, but you dont have a friend
Your lifelong dream is gone and evil laughs at you

Evil laughs at you