Everypony thinks that she's so great
Everypony thinks she's the perfect date
Everypony thinks she's a ball of fun

Everypony thinks that she's the one

Everypony knows she can make you smile

Everypony knows that she's worthwhile
Everypony knows you don't ask why
Never ever ever when it's Pinkie Pie


Yeah why can't I be like that?
Yeah why can't I be their perfect match?

But she can always make me laugh
So I guess I'll move on, no I'm not like that


Everypony knows she's not the newest trend
Everypony wants her as their girlfriend
The manliest of men get all sappy

Everypony knows she'll make you happy

They'll all know she aint one in a baker's dozen

Everypony knows she'll give your heart some lovin
Little does she know she always makes me cry
Cause everyone's in love with Pinkie Pie


Yeah why can't I be like that?
Yeah why can't I be their perfect match?

But she can always make me laugh
So I guess I'll move on, no I'm not like that


Yeah why can't I be like that?
Yeah why can't I be their perfect match?
But she can always make me laugh

So I guess I'll move on, no I'm not like that

I just don't wanna be alone

It's hard not to envy when she's got it all
I'll find a stallion that is right for me
If he isn't in love with her already


Yeah why can't I be like that?
Yeah why can't I be their perfect match?

But she can always make me laugh
So I guess I'll move on, no I'm not like that