Guy:
Tiny Japanese girl
You're my tiny Japanese girl

Tiny Japanese girl
Get out my shoebox, girl
I need to put my shoes away


They're gonna get all scuffed and that
While you're in there, girl

Doesn't even fit you
I mean, you're small but you're not a midget, girl


Girl:
Then I'm tiny like a door mouse
Short like a bungalow house

Minute like a pixie
You can barely even see me


I could ride around on a Shetland pony
And people say
I'm far away

Guy: Well you are quite small
Girl: But I'm pretty big in Tokyo


Guy:
Tiny Japanese girl, when I'm stood next to you
You make me feel so tall, though I'm just five foot two

It's like I'm stood on a wall or a really big dog
But it's just that you're small, so there's no need for that dog


Tiny Japanese girl, I find you perfectly sized
And you fit in small places when you're needing to hide
But don't hide from my love 'cause it's hunting you down

I know you've got a big heart, I've seen you wheel it around

Girl:

Then I'm tiny like a door mouse
Short like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie

You can barely even see me

I could ride around on a Shetland pony

And people say
I'm far away
(I'm far away)

But I'm pretty big in Tokyo
Pretty big in Tokyo
Pretty big in Tokyo

I'm pretty big in Tokyo