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SARDONIC lyrics : "I'm A Cool White Guy"

yo i chill in the lounge most of the day,
20 posts be my limit, what can i really say,
i post pics of my ^&@#$ in innuendo,

then i log back on, like where did my rep go?
they wont stop with this help documents %#@!,
hold on let me make a thread about this (*##$,

i cant afford l33t because i live in a trailer;
sittin here comparin my ^&@#$ with a mutha$#&@in stapler;
i really don't have a life, cut my cake with a $#&@in poisonknife;

you may not get that line but someone will!
your sexual desires, i'll probably never fufill!
omg i just set up this rat and i watch this fat (*##$ eat all day!


i got in a fist fight with omni, he was crying and couldn't really stop me!
you gonna boot me offline with your $#&@in booter?

here im right by your mom, let me tickle her cooter.
then i'll ride off on my $#&@in ghetto gurl scooter!
^!$$%s on the forums they call me sardonic,

12 year olds tellin me how they smoke all that chronic,
why the $#&@ do i have toothepaste on my nipples?


i used to have really bad acne, i mean (*##$es wouldn't even look at me!
yea i listen to nickleback and one direction,
maybe that music gives me a hard erection?

omg did he just say that he has an erection?

i used to have a girlfriend her name was bethany williams!

we had sex in the movie theatre, i think it was the trillium?
NOT REALLY! but she sucked on my lil willy.
she was my beloved, i remember her #~!!@ was rugged,

you could find me in the corner playin with my boner,
to the thought of flowerpot plottin on my @@#!,
it's not really that big, not like a nig! more like fig,

MENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION, babies i be creatin!

When the $#&@ are you adding a pokemon subforum?

When I met omni, a new buthole i tore him!
And judge dredd, i'll make your butthole run red.


Im DONE.

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