I don't wanna be an American Idol
I don't wanna be on a magazine cover
But I wouldn't say no to one million dollars

Would U?
I wrote me a song and it's not about love
I don't give a damn if U tell me it sucks

I won't pretend I'm someone else
Could U?
Simon can't sing, Simon can't dance

He doesn't look cool and he's not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
I don't need fame from a marketing putz

15 minutes never gonna be enough
I didn't get here overnight
Should U?

Simon can't sing, Simon can't dance
He doesn't look cool and he's not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black

(He's wearing black now)
Simon can't sing, Simon can't dance
He doesn't look cool and he's not in a band

But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He's always wearing black)
Do U think UR really cool?

Do U think that U rule?
Do u think that UR hot on UR TV show?
Do U think that UR cool?

Do U think that U rule?
Do U think U have the hottest TV show?
It's just a TV show!

I don't wanna sing for a soda pop ad
I won't sell out 4 a big lump of cash
I'd rather piss off everyone

Like U!
Simon can't sing, Simon can't dance
He doesn't look cool and he's not in a band

But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He's wearing black now)
Simon can't sing, Simon can't dance

He doesn't look cool and he's not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He's always wearïng black)