Shoulda realized
You don't really want a real girl
That would be too much trouble for you

No familiar ties
Tangling me up in your world
That would be just too much work to do


No pain no blame
No hurt no stain

To dirty up the sheets on your bed

Buy me in a little box now baby

Pull my little string to talk and I'll say
I love you again and again
Dress me in a barbie doll outfit

I'll bend my little legs of cold plastic
And I will be your very best friend
Your best friend

Your friend

We don't gotta talk

I won't bother you with my thoughts
That would be so rude of me to do
Wouldn't wanna stop

The pretty fantasy that you got
And I won't feel a thing when you are through


No love no hate
No words no shame
To dirty up the girl in your head


Buy me in a little box now baby
Pull my little string to talk and I'll say

I love you again and again
Dress me in a barbie doll outfit
I'll bend my little legs of cold plastic

And I will be your very best friend
Your best friend
Your friend

Your best friend
Your friend


Hope you don't think this song is a bit to bitter
Hope you know ordinarily I'm no quitter
Wish I could say I'm very very very sorry

But I'm not

Buy me in a little box now baby

Pull my little string to talk and I'll say
I love you again and again
Dress me in a barbie doll outfit

I'll bend my little legs of cold plastic
And I will be your very best friend


Oh blow me up to real life size and I
Will purse my lips into a smile and I will
Da da you again and again

Tie my hair and pretty bows and tell me
I'm your little perfect rose and baby
I will be your very best friend

Your best friend