Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet
Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve
And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things

And I'm just who you want me to be

But like most creatures down here on the ground

I'm composed of the elements moving around
I grow and change and I shift and I switch
And it turns out I'm actually kind of a (*##$


But that only happens when I get provoked
By some piece of %#@! $$#hole we all sadly know

And I sit and I write while reminding you all
That mean songs are still better than going postal


And that guy's an $$#hole
That girl's a (*##$
Baby it's natural

No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go

$#&@ that guy, he's just an $$#hole

I see I've surprised you with some of my words

And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt
And I hate to think that I've ruined the day
Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade


But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways
You're a toxin

Wasting perfectly good space
And I say what I think
'Cause it's more economic

Than drugs or a drink

And that guy's an $$#hole

That girl's a (*##$
Baby it's natural
No getting away from it

So sing it out with me
And then let it go
$#&@ that guy, he's just an $$#hole


No I won't let him in, under my skin
He's a sad sack of %#@!, it's pathetic

Just a festering sore
Who will never be more if I don't let him


That guy's an $$#hole
That girl's a (*##$
Baby it's natural

No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go

$#&@ that guy, he's just an $$#hole

'Cause that guy's an $$#hole

That girl's a (*##$
Baby it's natural
No getting away from it

So sing it out with me
And then let it go
$#&@ that guy, he's just an $$#hole