Closing the door, I can't stand my daily life
Getting all preached and mumbled by my crazy wife
I hit the road and get some junk food to eat

Really need to get myself out of this freakin' %#@!

I'm walking on and stumble on a bar's sign

Tonight half price, our brew is the most fine
Looking up high and whispering to my God
That tonight my veins with beverage I will flood


Oh yeah, my boss still owes me, he's such a prick
I'm imagining him dying as i get my drink

It goes down in one gulp, I'll get another one
Place fills with smoke and that's when it gets fun


Female smiles will treat me another Gin
Sweeping my thoughts and making me feel so clean
Bartender says my case is getting risky

But I tell him shut up and pass me the whiskey

So let it roll, let it roll

I will stick to ethanol
One more round, just a round
I don't know where I'll be found

But I couldn't care less
Cause it soothes all my stress
Gimme more, I need more

Cause my life is such a !@^%!