You'll take me on a journey
And be there till the end
It won't be an uphill struggle

On you I can depend

You promised me a dream home

With roses round the door
You'll cover me in diamonds
There's nothing I want more

And
You'll be strong
And you'll turn me on

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
You'll be true and be faithful too
But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

What if I'm right?

'cos if the rain starts falling

You'll protect me with your coat
And you'll always tape the football
And let me watch my soap


You'll always be as handsome
And your weight will never gain

And when I give birth to our children
I will feel no pain
And

You'll bring me flowers
And you'll run me showers
But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You'll say I'm thin and bring the washing in
But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
What if I'm right?


You'll always keep the magic
The tender love and care

And when you need to change the light bulb
You wont hand me the chair
And when we're tired of the city

And we find a country home
You'll sell your vinyl records
And go get us a loan


You'll be my sympathetic lover
And won't steal the covers

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
You won't forsake me
Your mother won't hate me

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
You'll be strong
And you'll turn me on

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
You'll be true
And be faithful too

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
What if I'm right?