Heres a little story that needs to be told, about the devil doing business in the fiery hole.
Here's a little story that's oh so oh so true, about the fame and the money and the lawyers too.


There's just one thing I'll say to you
...if you're $#&@ing me, I'm gonna $#&@ with you.
Since all my money you're chasing, I'll find a steady replacement.

$#&@in' me must've been entertainment.
Nobody more, nobody gets burned...


Here's to all the $#&@ing lies you told, about a rabbit in a hat that's running for the hole.
Here's to all the $#&@ing money you made, so take your nickel back and default the rest of your take.