Transcribed by nicola

Sarah:

Hello, this is saint etienne here with a special christmas message for you all. how are you feeling bob?
Bob:
I'm feeling dandy and I just want to say happy christmas, war is over. how are you feeling pete?

Pete:
I'm feeling my oats. it's a bit parky in here, isn't it? anyone fancy a drink? what's your favourite christmas drink bob?
Bob:

Umm, can I have a vodka with domestos in it and a slice of ? ? ? please?
Pete:
Certainly sir. and sarah?

Sarah:
No thank you. eh... can I have a glass of champagne with an oxo cube in it please? thank you. mmmmm.



Bob:
Do you want a drink pete, I'm buying this round?

Pete:
No.
Sarah:

We've got a couple of songs for you and the first one is...
Bob:
Driving home for christmas, a smashing song by chris rea. and the second one is..

Pete:
Message in a bottle, a tribute to the gentle giant of rock, sting.
Sarah:

And now we'd all like to say...
All:
Happy christmas!!