There've been some smash and grab burglaries
in this town
Took what they could find

and they got kicks out of it
everytime
the perfect crime


and with the cherubic swines
only waiting for the right move to show

hey you beautiful !@$(s we're fooling
the sons of the neighbourhood
the perfect crime


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Tell everyone that we always have round the clock service

Go tell everyone that we steal and never show mercy
Tell everyone we are now taking care of your brother
let's take your skin

let's take your skin

And they're been some smash and grab

burglaries in this town
the bloodhounds couldn't bark
'cause they never left some mark

so very professional
perfect crime


[Chorus]

As we're playing this wonderful game

here's to all of you trying to understand
we get kicks out of smelling our own breath
our own breath


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