There shall be no ugly people
For me and all of you
Cleveland has spared us all

From the harsh, blinding truth

Blemishes? Not on this town

We're free from the disgraceful taint
Of our origin, faults and frowns
In city limits just pretty are allowed


For us no sleep required
We the fair do not tire

Evade fear, Slight your pain
Behold your china doll face saves


Hail Cleveland
All hail Cleveland


Superficiality
Oh inane dirty pretty
Soaking in absurdity

Complexity runs skin deep