Miss Sandford was a health nut
She cooked food in a wok
Mr Renfree was her boyfriend

And he had a great big...

@@#!-A-doodle-doodle

The rooster wouldn't quit
And I don't want my breakfast
Because it tastes like...


%#@!-zus make good house pets
They're cuddly and sweet

Monkeys aren't good to have
'Cause they like to beat their...


Meat-ing in the office
They're meeting in the hall
The boss he wants to see you

So you can suck his...

Balls-ac was a writer

He lived with Alan Funt
Michelle Bevan doesn't like him
But that's 'cause she's a...


Cunt-aminated water
Can really make you sick

Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your...


Dick-tate what I am saying
'Cause it will brink you luck
And if you all don't like it

I don't give a flying f**k!