Verse 1:
So I logged onto Facebook just to only find
Jenn lipsyncing to a Vanilla Ice rhyme

With her sunglasses attached to her face
Her rhymes are so weird they'll blast you into space


Speaking of weird, she calls me weird
But I never felt so normal until she appeared
I see her crying to movies like it's sad

But I don't blame her because Les Mis wasn't all that bad

Chorus:

My heart's running faster than she's running from the birds (GROSS)
She's my supernatural story that will never go unheard
Capturing photos like she's capturing my soul (NASTY)

Ya don't need Psych to know she's no placebo

Verse 2:

So I sign onto AIM like it's 1999
The door creaks open, yayitsjk's online
So I ask, "Hey, Jennifer. How is it going?"

"LOL" she says and I knew this convo wouldn't be boring.

Every time we chat, it's always worthwhile

Her replies are way smarter than SmarterChild.
But there is one instance where I'd choose the bot,
When she replies so quickly I can lose my thoughts (LOL)

Hey. Wait. Hold on a sec (LOL)
What's so funny? (LOL LOL LOL LOL)


But that's when it hit me like a boxing glove
She wasn't laughing out loud
She's just got lots of love.


Chorus:
My heart's running faster than she's running from the birds (GROSS)

She's my supernatural story that will never go unheard
Capturing photos like she's capturing my soul (NASTY)
Ya don't need Psych to know she's no placebo


Sexy Bridge:
I woke up with a nostalgic thought

when Jennifer was spitting a rap like it was hot
With all the awkwardness that she makes me feel
Smashing tennis balls like she's the real deal

And if you're ever feeling down
I would smile a thousand times
Just to get you to smile back


Chorus (x2)