Deep inside the Internet, there lives a sexy Spartan
Who speedruns in record time while drinking 3 milk cartons
Your matchmaking K/D will improve tenfold or more

If you watch his channel, which is shockingly not !@$^

Hey, Nak3dEli

You are such a neat guy
You're the only one with rockin Halo commentary
Your sleeves are so full of tricks

You could have saved Noble Six
You're a Halo god, Nak3dHalo's your sanctuary


If you need a quickie, just watch N00b to Pro
Knowledge, awareness, execution, and you'll be good to go
Trick jumping effortless across community night

Honestly I thought I'd see naked chicks, when I hit subscribe

Hey Nak3dEli

You are such a neat guy
You're the only one with rockin Halo commentary
World records beyond Reach

You put the Master in Chief
Let me be your best man when you and Cortana marry


Hey Nak3dEli
You're an extra L33t guy
Is it weird that I'm aroused by your Halo commentary

When Microsoft drops Halo 4, just stay with your best friend George
When it comes to Halo, clothes are secondary