Once upon a time, a few ranked games ago,
I was in a queue and I wanted mid solo,
You pick before me, before me, before me-e-e-e-e.

I guess you didn't care, and you didn't wanna chat,
But you wanted to invade, and no one else wanted that,
So you went without me, without me, without me-e-e-e-e


Now his tower's long gone. And he says he's gonna feed.
And I realize the blame is on me.


I knew you were trolling when you locked in,
It's a shame on me I

Should have dodged but I just let the game begin
Now were goin' down, oh
I knew you were trolling when you locked in,

It's a shame on me I
Should have dodged but I just let the game begin
Now we're lying on the proving grounds.


No apologies, he'll always watch you die,
Pretends he doesn't know that he's the reason why,

We're losing, we're losing, we're losing.
Now I heard that Baron's up, but so's the other team,
You go face check a bush, say wards will help us see,

Well now I see, now I see, now I see-e-e-e-e.

All our towers: long gone, and we're all gonna feed.

And I realize, the joke is on me.

*chorus*


As the Fiddle fear comes creepin' in.
You say you've never won mid, or top,

Or anywhere or any games, yeah yeah!

*chorus*