CHORUS
Typical day with Ryan Jay. He's got dope 2 toke an (*##$ez 2 lay.
If you need him he'll b high on K. Slangin' madd chronic all day everyday.


VERSE 1
$#&@ with Ryan Jay you get your death warrant sent! I'm a worldwide global catastrophic event.

My rhymez hit like Armageddon so you better repent. $#&@ rent! (*##$ your bad checkz been sent!
I'm tha ultra-violet rayz, stare if you dare. Be aware with 1 glare I'll hunt you down like a bear.
An like flares I come in pairs, I'll burn ya skin rare, I don't scare, don't snare I'll take your air with no care.

The criminal chief leavin' ya pocketz in grief. The thief in rotation that snagz ya new piece.
I'm tha mac on attack, thatz a fact, cut tha crap, got cha (*##$ on her back titty $#&@in' her rack.
Homey Mike Bruss runnin commin' with my order, a quarter, no loitering, runnin' from tha border.

Getting' dem budz grown straight off tha farm, budz green like the cloverz in Lucky Charmz.
Cuz that'z a typical day in the life a Ryan Jay, I got dope 2 toke an (*##$ez 2 lay.
If ya need me I'll be at tha pad snortin' my K $#&@in' slangin' madd chronic all day everyday.

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VERSE 2

See Ryan Jay an just feel perplexed cuz I'm a young mutha $#&@a lovin' drugz an sex.
Yes I'm gettin' that booty like Wreckx-N-Effect. Alwayz chillin' at tha ravez droppin' acid an X.
I'm tha error in ya system that foulz thangz up. A geological event that'z about 2 erupt.

Incubating thru ya system like a virus of Pox. I'm tha psycho facin' foez an tha guage is caulked.
I'm no lie, I'll straight jack ya purse an ya jewelz. I'm no foo, don't try 2 run you'll get skooled!
You wanna duel? Foo yo I'm gonna be cruel, when ya knocked on tha ground (*##$ try not to drool.

I'm a full time thief, at night I don't sleep. I'm sneekin' in ya mailbox I'm pawnin' %#@! cheep.
Poppin' (*##$ez hymens with no Trojanz or Shiek. Happy holidayz mutha $#&@a so much 4 ya wreath!
Cuz that'z a typical day in the life a Ryan Jay I got dope 2 toke an (*##$ez 2 lay.

I'm ya need me I'll be at tha pad snortin' my K $#&@in' slangin' madd chronic all day everyday.

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VERSE 3
Ryan Jay tha mutha $#&@a that don't $#&@ around. You get clowned, then I drive ya $$# outta town.

Jaunzemis commin' out tha 310 click. (West) Westside Imperial; 646.
Don't $#&@ with me (*##$, you know you can't fade. I'm lethal with tha blade I kill you dead like raid.
Like Titanic $#&@ with me you'll capsize. The sunz gonna rise; another day to vandalize.

I got 50 plants of mature purple chronic; in an underground room is where I hide my hydroponics.
It'z ironic, you thought I had a job? I slang bubonic. Slurrin' phonix while I garden after sippin gin an tonic.
Tha drunkest white boy that ill put you in a fix at the club I get my kickz smokin' brickz wit no sticks.

While I Kandi flips I gitz chickz an sniff Vix. Lean my $$# on tha speaker, an E 2 tha mix.
Cuz that'z a typical day in the life a Ryan Jay I got dope 2 toke an (*##$ez 2 lay.
I'm ya need me I'll be at tha pad snortin' my K $#&@in' slangin' madd chronic all day everyday.


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BRIDGE
Cuz that a typical day in the life a Ryan Jay. I got dope 2 toke an (*##$ez 2 lay.
If you need me I'll b a yha pad snortin' my K $#&@in' slangin' madd chronic all day everyday.


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OUTRO