In the internet, people call me Drick
I'm a man with a plan like Old Saint Nick
When I strike a match man the fuse burns quick

You don't want to be around when the clock goes tick
Cause boom goes the dynamite, I'm the light in the night
Cause the only thing I am is white and polite

And not a single thing I do is left, alright
You're a pissed off poodle, all bark, no fight
Like Mrs. Pea@@#!, you don't have a clue

I can't even describe the %#@! I've been through
No more slime, I'm sick of that goo
Da ba dee da ba die, yeah, I'm blue

The Incredible Hulk, without the green
Think about that one, Take fifteen
I'll be back like a killing machine

Or a deadly virus with no vaccine

Hit it and quit it, I'm not familiar with it

Love is a job and you can never quit it
Hatin's a crime and you'll never get acquitted
You better not shout when you're talking to my face

Cause now your $$# is out, get your own damn place
Why is kindness always misplaced?
It's almost like their memory's erased

It's not that hard to use kind words
This is not the life that I pictured
Being courteous is not a crime

Call me an $$#hole one more time
Before you even blink you're high in the sky
I'm the good guy, no don't cry

I'm an American, have some pie
I once was a guy who was really really shy
But now I'm different and my ceiling says bye

But I'm Ryan Drick and I say Hi.