My trip to the mailbox brought back more good news
Guess they're gonna shut the lights off later this afternoon
Peter's got a lock on his back door, Paul's not getting paid no more

But I'm rich

A kiss every morning with my coffee cup

Tail wagging dog when I wake up
I do my banking by the riverside
My saving's on the count of my sweet wife

Monday morning I'm back in the ditch
Yeah, I'm rich


Can't afford the store so we'll eat good tonight
Cause the garden's in we'll have dinner by candlelight
Don't need that bad news on the tube

Grab that old guitar and hum a tune
Yeah, I'm rich


A kiss every morning with my coffee cup
Tail wagging dog when I wake up
I do my banking by the riverside

My saving's on the count of my sweet wife
Monday morning I'm back in the ditch
Yeah, I'm rich


When the world gets too much to handle
I take a look at what I've got

My health, the love of my family
I put the rest in the hands of God


A kiss every morning with my coffee cup
Tail wagging dog when I wake up
I do my banking by the riverside

My saving's on the count of my sweet wife
Monday morning I'm back in the ditch
Yeah, I'm rich