It's Ryan Bane
And I have something to say
Sir, you're my favourite teacher

And here's why

Verse 1:

Sir I have a little confession
I want you to teach me a lesson
When can we start the undressing?

I know I'm getting cranky
But I just need a spanky


Bridge:
I fail my exams because I wanna hold your hand
I go to detention because I want your attention

I fail class because I wanna see your $$#
And I don't do my homework because I wanted to jerk (you)


Chorus:
This might sound really cliché
But I stare at you all day

Especially in the hallway
I think were made for each other
Don't tell me there's another

Sir, I'm naked
Sir, I'm wasted
Sir, I'm sixteen

Can we meet in the parking lot?
Because I wanna get you off


Verse 2:
Sir I think it's time to confess
You really wanna see my undressed

I broke into your house
And I saw a woman
Who is she?

I know who she is

Bridge:

I really hate your wife
She's ruining your life
Don't say that you are secretly straight

I know you're gay and a fake
It's okay I will play that game


Chorus:
This might sound really cliché
But I stare at you all day

Especially in your driveway
I think were made for each other
Don't tell me there's another

Sir, I'm flawless
Sir, I'm topless
Sir, it's legal

I'm gonna pose as a teacher's pet
But secretly get really wet