(*##$ in black hard as stone
need no friends work alone


3 on 1 they should've sent 4
every time you stand up your back on the floor


a punch in the balls and a kick to the head
get i on boys or you're gonna get dead
think ya got skills but you're sinking like a stone

next time $#&@ers you should just stay home
you can screw Nevada
mess with maine

leave hawaii in a puddle of pain
you can beat virginia till she's down on the floor
but if you $#&@ with tex you'll be on your knees for sure

lick those wounds, nurse those sores
name reserved and that's who for
you got 9 lives, she's got 10

after that she'll ride again
bit of a badass anyone can tell
that crazy (*##$ is hell's angel


oklahoma beat down
pennsylvania dead and drown

minnesota castigate
massachusetts flagellate
(*##$ slap tennesee

dc dead see?
utah is a $#&@ing mess
oregon in great duress


maryland is on her knees
louisiana? (*##$.please.

mississippi worst day ever
north dakota not much better
missouri in a stranglehold

montana's corpse is getting cold
bleeding time for old kentucky
indiana not so lucky


vermont could use a four leaf clover
new jersey it is almost over

pick up delaware and slam her
call the meds for alabama
michigan has been destroyed

ditto that for illinois
new hampshire should have brought a friend
west virginia's at her end


colorado crash and burn
kansas point of know return

georgia's underneath a bus
california's really $#&@ed
idaho and south dakota

give it up your time is over
nebraska cancel all appointments
washington we've got your ointments


ohio don't stand a chance
wyoming needs a change of pants

rhode island you cannot not surmount
puerto rico -does that even count?
pummel down on carolina

connecticut you're SUCH a whiner
arkansas eat my dust
alaska is a total bust


you can screw nevada
mess with maine

leave hawaii in a puddle of pain
you can beat virginia till she's down on the floor
but if you $#&@ with tex

if you $#&@ with tex
if you $#&@ with tex you'll be on your knees for sure