If only this bike was a motorcycle
I wouldn't be moving so slow
If only this bike was a motorcycle

I'd be over half way home
As i move down the street i'd be looking so good and
I'd be gone in a blink of an eye

If only this bike was a motorcycle
If only this bike could fly


Sometimes when i'm riding along i forget where i'm going
I start a dream that this little old bike i'm sitting on
Is a big loud glistening speed machine,

I'm getting chased everywhere i go, by hundreds of girls
All fighting to show me how much they love me,
So i, pull over and give them a ride on my

Fast moving, street cruising, geek losing motorbike!

But it's all just a dream...

I'm actually moving quite slowly...
Air's nice and clean but my bicycle seat is so lonely...
It's so lonely this bike...

If only this bike...

Oh if only this bike was a motorcycle

I wouldn't be sad anymore!
If only this bike was a motorcycle
I'd move down the street with a roar

We'll be wild, we'll be free!
Just my motorcycle and me...
With a glint in my eye...


I'd show you that this little boy can really...