It must have rained two weeks last summer
When the ice cream man cancelled it was such a $#&@in' bummer
We were floating down the streets lying naked in a raft

I was honing and practicing my love making craft
I was honing it
And I held ya


When the weather man said he couldn't grant us a reprieve
You were gettin' on my nerves and I wanted you to leave

Well you test me every day you're like a bug up my nose
I swear I'm gonna leave you, but you keep me on my toes
On my toes

Let me hold you

Well you're the one for me I can't leave you

You nasty little (*##$ I ain't ever gonna free ya
With the lipstick and the passion and the power and the blood
I'm gonna keep you as my hostage in this neverending flood

In this flood

If it rings and it's your mother, then I'll fill it full of buckshot

If the sun comes up tomorrow, then I guess I'll take your cuffs off
When you wiggle from the pain, I like the way you twist your spine
It's special moments like these that let me know that you're mine

I know you're mine
Let me hold ya


Well you're the one for me I can't leave you
You nasty little (*##$ I ain't ever gonna free ya
With the lipstick and the passion and the power and the blood

I'm gonna keep you as my hostage in this neverending flood
In this flood


My love is like a fire, I guess you'd call it two-fisted
Some people say I'm sick they don't understand I'm twisted
Don't let the bruises scare your friends

We can cover them with make-up
You know I'll always love you
You'll always be my buttercup

You'll be my buttercup
Let me hold ya


Well you're the one for me I can't leave you
You nasty little (*##$ I ain't ever gonna free ya
With the lipstick and the passion and the power and the blood

I'm gonna keep you as my hostage in this neverending flood
In this flood
I wanna touch, I wanna tease

In this flood
I wanna tempt ya, I wanna twist
In this flood